Glancing at her eyes, the assassin squeezed out a sentence: "Fat as a pig and thinking about eating all day."
Xu Yi gas knot "you are like a pig, I call this baby fat" and she laughs embarrassedly. Little fat girl at the age of 20 says baby fat is a lie!
"I’m hungry. I was punished by the little emperor for running around the discussion hall for ten times. I can get tired after running around physically. I insist on running for one and a half times. I really can’t run unless I give me two chickens to burn my legs now so that I can insist on running half a lap."
The assassin also told her that after eating two roast chicken legs, she could persist in running more than half a lap.
"Why did the emperor punish you?"
"He’s crazy."
Assassin’s black face
Xu Yi noticed that the assassin’s breath was cold for a few minutes. She looked at him defensively. The assassin seemed to have made great efforts to suppress his anger. She said, "Today, although young and indifferent, it is not a matter of right and wrong. If you didn’t make mistakes, how could he punish you for running as a queen of a country?"
A chubby hand deceives him, and his forehead is covered with black cloth. The chubby hand lifts it to cover his forehead. The black cloth makes the assassin seize Xu Yi’s presumptuous chubby hand and says, "Want to die?"
Xu Yi pulled back his hand vigorously. "I want to feel if you have a fever. Are you confused?"
The assassin frowned.
Xu Yi said that he "you said that you are an assassin or an assassin who broke into the palace. How can an assassin like this praise the emperor if he either steals from the emperor or kills him?"? Do you think you are sick? I seriously doubt that you ran out of a mental hospital, and a psychopath would touch here to steal. "
Assassin …
Xu Yi continue to glance at him more see more think his eyebrow eye and ChuYu are very similar "stupid thief, how do I always feel that your eyebrow eye is familiar like a little emperor? But that psycho shouldn’t be you. You don’t have an emperor as an assassin, do you? Besides, this little emperor should be hugging his beloved princess in rolled sheets. "
Shut up and scold the emperor. The anger of the psycho assassin soared again and again, but it didn’t break out in the end. Although he heard the last sentence of Xu Yi for the first time, he could guess the meaning of that sentence. He was silent for a moment before he said in a low voice, "When there is no empresses today."
Xu Yi opened his mouth. Really?
Although there are not more than 3,000 beauties in the little emperor’ s harem, there must be, and all of them are beautiful. Has he never been lucky with them? Didn’t he say that Wan Fei was his favorite?
Chapter 66 Let’s steal the little emperor fish.
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"Hey, how do you know?" Xu Yi soon return to absolute being, she posted it with great interest and mysteriously asked the assassin, "Do you often visit the palace and find out? The little emperor really didn’t have a good time? "
For her, the assassin of the little emperor put up with it. He stared at Xu Yi, but he didn’t push her to stick it over. The two of them are like good friends. Who knows that one is the mother of the country and the other is an assassin?
"Anyway, it’s true that the emperor has never been lucky to those beauties in the harem."
Xu Yi nodded. She touched herself a little, and looked thoughtful. "Do you think the little emperor is not normal and inhuman?"
The assassin almost bit his tongue.
Oh, he’s not a little emperor. He’s not developing normally today? Unhumane?
Xu Yi is still simply saying, "What a pity! I didn’t expect that he was born as a human being and could not be humane. Alas, it’s too bad that those women in his harem are so pitiful! It’s enough for a dozen people to fight for a man. This man can’t be humane even if they fight for it." Can you see it or touch it? "
Assassin …
It was many years before Xu Yi realized that the assassin’s words were unbelievable and inhuman. It was just a fighter among men
"You don’t seem to like the emperor very much." The assassin changed the subject and didn’t want to discuss the topic of humanity with a little girl.
Xu Yi lay down to the ground again. The assassin frowned and stretched out his hand and grabbed her. "The ground is very dirty. You should at least pay attention to the image."
Xu Yi looked at him. "I find you a stupid thief interesting. You care a lot."
Assassin "… I’m not a stupid thief"
"That’s a fool" in a different form.
Assassin … He doesn’t want a little girl to know him.
"You haven’t answered my question yet. You don’t like the emperor, do you?" The assassin seems to be particularly persistent about the answer to this question and insists that Xu Yi answer it.
Xu Yi yawned. "Tired and hungry, it’s not living alone."
The assassin coaxed her, "I’ll take you to find food after you answer my question."
Xu Yi glance at him. "can I believe your words? Anyway, I don’t want to go to the imperial kitchen again. In case I am found out and left behind by you again, I will become a laughing stock in the palace. "She has always been a laughing stock in the palace. She touched her belly and thought of keeping it in an artificial lake in the imperial garden. koi fish said excitedly to the assassin," Why don’t we steal the imperial fish? "
The assassin stared at her for a quarter of an hour before playing her forehead "just eat"
Xu Yi touched the place where he played and scolded him bitterly. "You are not allowed to play my forehead. The little emperor plays my forehead. He is the emperor who controls the life and death of all peoples. I dare not do anything with him. You stupid thief also plays my forehead. I won’t stand it."
The assassin seemed to laugh because his eyebrows were curved. "Did you scold him in your heart when he played you?"
"Of course, I scolded him for scolding his ancestors for ten generations, and once scolded him for sneezing in his face."
Assassin …
"Stupid thief, how could I like the little emperor like that? If he is not the emperor, I am afraid that he will kill me. I am afraid of death. Don’t laugh at me. Who is not afraid of death? Your brother wouldn’t have lost me if he wasn’t afraid of taking me to steal food every time he died. I wouldn’t care if he wasn’t the emperor. "
Xu Yi spoke with indignation as if she and the little emperor had a deep hatred.
The assassin was silent for a while and squeezed out a sentence, "Didn’t you just leave you once? Do you have to hold a grudge all the time?" Your heart is too small
He asked, "Who do you like?"
"I like RMB"
Who is the assassin frowning RMB? Do you dare to seduce the little queen when he finds out the renminbi and quietly destroys it?
Fortunately, the little queen didn’t say that she liked the constant king assassin or breathed a sigh of relief.
"Everyone loves money."
The assassin almost choked to death with saliva. Is RMB money?
Why didn’t he know that money had become RMB?
"I won’t talk to you. Anyway, I said that you don’t know how to walk a stupid thief. You should take me to display your three-legged cat’s flying skill. Let’s go to the imperial garden and steal the imperial fish. Then we hide in Jingning Palace and eat the grilled fish. I tell you that the grilled fish is delicious." Xu Yi, a fish in the artificial lake in the imperial garden, has missed it for a long time and hasn’t tasted the fish yet.
The assassin got up grumpily and shook his sleeves, so he got lost and replied to Xu Yi, "How can I take you with Tripod Kung Fu if you dislike my Tripod Cat Flying Skill?"
Xu Yi got up and curled his pie. "I knew you were a stupid thief. If you had, you wouldn’t go into the palace to steal things and steal them to the discussion hall."